Still In La-La Land

Now, i'm not really a morning person. Especially on weekdays. There are many times when i've accidentally brushed my teeth twice and applied facial cleanser on the toothbrush rather than on my face. I guess my brain needs a longer warm-up time to get in full motion.

Today, mom's brain has been sleeping on the job too.

She appeared out of the kitchen with a plate and soup ladle in hand, and walked towards the dining room where bread and jam are sitting on the table.



Me: Eh, since when did you boil soup?
Mom: *Gives me a what-are-you-talking-about face*
Me: Why are you holding the ladle?
Mom: *Looks at the ladle* Eh, i thought this was the knife for the butter!

One must be really drunk on sleep to NOT realise that that big-ass ladle shares no resemblance to a butter knife!