You No Vajayjay! Out!

The next time you take the KTM, hop on the middle coach. But only if you're a woman - or at least look like one - because if you're not, female passengers in the coach will likely stare at you as if you've just committed a crime, while more daring ones will snap at you and go 'Ladies only!'.

Some time ago, the management at KTM decided to implement a ladies-only coach for the safety of the fairer sex. Sure, it does create a more comfortable environment because getting squashed together with a bunch of shes feels better than getting the lower half of your body jammed next to a male stranger's but is it really safer?

I've read comments in newspapers where women complain about men passengers infiltrating the coach. I've spoken to female friends who love this KTM thingamajig.

I think it's selfish.

Yes, i am a woman and you can call me a bitch for siding with the other side but i reckon the move is very unfair. There are three coaches and now that one is off-limits to men, that means they've got lesser space, lesser opportunities to board the train during rush hour. If ladies get a coach to themselves, shouldn't men get one too? And what about women in non-ladies coach? Shouldn't they be ordered to use the special coach?

I use the ladies coach when i cannot get into the other two coaches. I use it on days when i'm wearing ugly outfits that i don't want the men to see me in (oh shut up, you know you dress up to look good for the opposite sex). But do i really need it? Of course not. On any other occassions, i try to avoid the ladies coach because i don't support the idea at all. But by doing so, i'm also taking up space for male passengers. And i don't like being in this predicament.

Honestly, i think many of the "But it's safer" talk is bullshit. Oh come on. Some of the females know that they love the ladies coach simply because it's emptier. It's so annoying to see the female coach empty when the rest of the passengers *cough* men *cough* have to stuff themselves into the other coaches. It's ridiculous. Plus, it isn't all that safer. Females can pick pockets too! And if you've actually taken the KTM, you'll know that many of these females are fucking rude...worse than the men!