Saturday, September 26, 2009

Oh Double Em Gee

Dana: Guess what? I managed to find your blog!
Me: You did? Haha...amazing!
Dana: It's www.leaspykerman.blogspot.com right?
Me: Huh? Nolah. But there's a blog with that name? I so have to check this out!

And so i did! I mean, how can you not check out a blog that is named after you? The 'About Me' section had this:

"I'm basically an ordinary girl who's trying to fit in this world. I love music and i definitely have love for animals and old folks. They deserve all the love that they can get cos they are who they are and we're all God's creations...I've also attended some concerts and met a few celebs!"

Ohmigosh, that sounds like me! Where got so coincidental one? Plus, one of the first post on the blog is about a guy named Russell, and i know a guy named Russell! However, there was a post about that blogger being naked in a car and as far as i know, i've never been naked in a car. Then i scrolled down to the first post and found:

"Welcome people to my new blog! I've already got one under livejournal and if you people are interested, y'all can check it out at www.livejournal.com/users/lea_lee. Anyway, this blogspot is used to store all my dreams so this is sorta like my dream journal...have fun reading! Till then, sweet dreams everybody!!"

It was then that the memory came back to me. I created this blog years ago and had totally forgotten about it! It's funny to go through the 4 posts i had before the blog died in early 2005. Apparently, i dreamed of a skin-head Russell, walking naked in public and sitting in a caterpillar-like car.

Here's the one dated January 1, 2005:

NaKeD...
I can't remember every single detail but here are some of those that i can still recall...


I think i went swimming sumwhere and sumhow i lost all my clothes except for my towel. Anyway, i was walking tru the highway, going home after the swim, wearing nothing! I was totally naked!!! And cars were like driving by and people were staring! The thing is, i didn't know why i didn't wrap myself with the towel!! I had a choice but i chose to walk naked along the road!!! I was walking until i saw a pedestrian heading my way and i noticed that it was Yong Shan, an ex-classmate of mine. Not wanting her to see me in that condition, i quickly took my towel and wrapped my body around it! She asked me why i was only clad in my towel and i told her what happened. Luckily, she had extra clothes in her bag and asked me to change. We went to a nearby village, mostly lived in by Indians, to borrow someone's bathroom so that i can get change. Suddenly, Yong Shan somehow turned into Nisha! We tried asking many people but they wouldn't allow me to use their toilets. There was one public toilet there but it was guarded by an Indian man so we didn't dare to use it! The hunt for the toilet was on and it was a long on and we still couldn't find one so that i can change for good! I was so desperate that i almost wanted to change right in the middle of the village!! We wanted to sneak into an empty house to change but all the villagers' eyes were on me and i couldn't do anything without being noticed!

What happened at the end i do not know because my grandma woke me up before i could end my dream!
This is definitely one really friggin' weird dream man! I would NEVER be seen walking nude along the streets! That would be like a remake of "A nightmare of Elm's street"!!